Aphorisms of Albert Emanuel


Scripture

            When you enter scripture you are walking through the mind of God               



 Wisdom

                Jesus told us to be wise as serpents not dumb as sheep.


Obedience

We cannot earn our salvation by obedience but we can lose our salvation by disobedience.



Feminist Theologian

        A feminist theologian is just another Eve handing the church an apple.



Psychology

Integrating Christianity with psychology is like trying to integrate light with darkness.



Postmodern Theologians

A postmodern theologian is a magician who transforms speculation into revelation.



Ecumenism

      Achieving unity among heretics does not advance the cause of Christianity.



John Henry Newman

          John Henry Newman was right that to be protestant is to ignore history
             but he should have added that to be catholic is to ignore scripture.



 The Purpose Driven Life

    I would rather be led by the Holy Spirit than purpose driven by rick warren.


Intelligence

Better to be a dumb Christian than a brilliant atheist.


Seminary

A seminary is a theological circus
filled with exegetical clowns
running around in hermeneutic circles.



John Calvin

Beware of French lawyers who offer you a bouquet of tulips.


John Wesley

   John Wesley's condemnation of Calvinism stands as a monument to the truth.


Christianity

An ounce of Christianity is worth a pound of salvation.



Wealth

Evangelicals worship the same God. His name is money.


Heretics

When fighting heretics.....theologize with a hammer.



Worldliness

Rather than coming out of the world, Christians became the world.


Abortion

Nations that legalize abortion have no right to call themselves civilized.


Hell

Those who teach that the fate of the wicked is eternal torment and torture in hell
are misrepresenting God and casting aspersions upon His character.



False Doctrine

Sometimes you have to throw out the pig with the slop.



Postmortem Salvation

If God intends to save the vast majority of mankind,
then postmortem salvation becomes a theological necessity.


Theology

Don't make a theological mountain out of a scriptural molehill.



Preaching

When you spare the Word you spoil the Christian.



Sinner

Don't bother being a sinner. It's not worth the effort.


Lies

It only takes a few seconds for a lie to enter your mind,
but it can take a lifetime to remove it.



Temptation

Most Christians function like electricity.
They follow the path of least resistance.



Satan

Satan has deceived the whole world
and most of the Christian churches.



Atheism

Atheism is the opium of intellectuals.



Conversion

Protestants convinced me not to become a Catholic
and Catholics convinced me not to become a Protestant.

So I became a Christian.
                           




Copyright (C) 2007 Albert Emanuel